Subject	Here is the story, real quick
Posted by	BigTDogg on June 13, 2003 at 9:14 PM
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In Reply To	I'm not familiar. Stink palmed? As in posted by Chaaarmndr (NoVA) on June 13, 2003 at 10:30 AM
Message	He was at some kind of martial arts seminar for a week. The last day there was an unanounced guest appearance by Chuck Norris. My friend was kung-fooing all day. So when you sweat, your ass stinks right? He figured meeting him is cool, but stink-palming him is even better. So he slid his hand in his ass cheeks and gave him a real mans hand shake. A GIRL in my high school stink-palmed George Bush on his presidental campain. Senior, not Dubaya. "...Downpipes own. They own everything...anything...all there ever was and will be...they should be stock on all cars. Screw the environment, emissions, noise! I love them...I shall name my first-born after them with glee..." - SeedyRom 05:13:20 10/03/02 "Ricers are idiots" - RezidentEvil "It's like if my girl desides to go on a weekend orgy because she needs to get it out of her F*&%$ing system, now would I want her back? I hope she had a great time. Because at that point I'll trade her in." - Cap927 09:41:06 12/13/02 “I don't haul around stuff in the Z. I have a daily driver for that! :) Besides my shotgun could still fit snugly behind my seat!” - dragonballz 5/23/2003 "a hair brush does make a nice didlo, but it fixes your hair even better" -Nixit 6/2/2003
Follow Ups	off the subject.... - fairladyzguy 09:06:05 06/13/03 The left lane is for passing only. - Guapo 09:22:15 06/13/03 aCTUALLY, State Law in TX states that but not inforced - LRD VDR 09:45:40 06/13/03 the great pigs that somehow can be behind me - fairladyzguy 09:51:44 06/13/03 PLEASE Don't get me started about TX cops! PLEASE!! (n/m) - LRD VDR 09:59:45 06/13/03 Remember that show "walker texas ranger"? - Chaaarmndr (NoVA) 10:04:04 06/13/03 Oh yeah, and it starred Chuck Norris - Chaaarmndr (NoVA) 10:04:54 06/13/03 My friend stink-palmed Chuck Norris. No sh!t (n/m) - BigTDogg 10:19:38 06/13/03 I'm not familiar. Stink palmed? As in - Chaaarmndr (NoVA) 10:30:03 06/13/03 lol (n/m) - Datzun 10:44:23 06/13/03 Tecas pigs blow dees nutz -- power triped out muthafudas (n/m) - Adam(houston) 11:32:57 06/13/03 A picture is worth a thousand words......... - Chaaarmndr (NoVA) 11:46:55 06/13/03 Here is the story, real quick - BigTDogg 21:14:01 06/13/03 those TX cops will be the first ones to save your ass in - genic 10:10:08 06/13/03 wow...sensing some hositilty here... (n/m) - fairladyzguy 10:15:05 06/13/03 He has a valid point. As much as they suck when they give - BigTDogg 10:21:36 06/13/03 Strange... I always though cops were just heartless robots.. (n/m) - MaxBoostTT 10:40:20 06/13/03 he's right, though. (n/m) - Guapo 10:23:53 06/13/03 no hositilty, ol blue eye is a great guy and i wont bag on - genic 10:25:07 06/13/03 And Blue loves Ya :) Oit side the Dallas Z guys...I know - LRD VDR 10:37:12 06/13/03 thats true with any profession. 9 times out of 10.. - genic 10:40:36 06/13/03 "you must work out" (n/m) - Guapo 10:41:42 06/13/03 *golf clap* (n/m) - Spee 10:46:19 06/13/03 Its what the F^%KING job calls for! Public service!! (n/m) - LRD VDR 10:32:52 06/13/03 agree'd completely. wasnt baggin on you man. no love lost (n/m) - genic 10:33:58 06/13/03 I think TX drivers are actually more courteous than a lot - boileralum 11:31:16 06/13/03 dont make fun of tX.. its the best country in the world! - GodZilla(noVA) 11:35:48 06/13/03 Ugh, don't get me started on US drivers..... (n/m) - my91z 09:56:56 06/13/03 Mainly depends on where, though ... - Guapo 10:00:51 06/13/03 The ones here in Louisiana make TX drivers look excellent :( (n/m) - my91z 10:04:14 06/13/03 YES! And soccer moms............ - Chaaarmndr (NoVA) 09:33:04 06/13/03 hmmm...everyone call your congressman...this is a good idea! - Datzun 09:35:57 06/13/03 Evolution of the family car - Chaaarmndr (NoVA) 09:42:41 06/13/03 ohhh....minivans.... - fairladyzguy 09:40:42 06/13/03 What's wrong with minivans in the fastlane? - MaxBoostTT 10:54:14 06/13/03 thats kinda funny - fairladyzguy 11:03:16 06/13/03 da AX would do 110 :) (n/m) - genic 11:08:59 06/13/03 umm...soccer moms r hot :) (n/m) - pj94Z 09:56:36 06/13/03 Like this one - Chaaarmndr (NoVA) 10:01:05 06/13/03 No. Like this... - CaptK(ATL) 10:04:25 06/13/03 I think you are lying - Chaaarmndr (NoVA) 10:06:39 06/13/03 No, it's late in the day so all the kids have gone home. - CaptK(ATL) 10:07:55 06/13/03 okay, yeah that does make sense (n/m) - Chaaarmndr (NoVA) 10:09:16 06/13/03 you cant play soccer when you cant find the ball in the weed (n/m) - genic 10:10:59 06/13/03 BUT, you can play BALL when you have BUSHES like that! =P (n/m) - Mike(Hou)90TT 10:47:54 06/13/03 i prefer a trimmed golfcourse putting style area (n/m) - genic 10:49:09 06/13/03 2x - I don't like to "beat around the bush" :) (n/m) - Chaaarmndr (NoVA) 10:52:03 06/13/03 lol, great way of putting it. (n/m) - genic 10:53:47 06/13/03 I ain't affraid of a little landscaping work! Sacrafice! LOL (n/m) - Mike(Hou)90TT 10:58:41 06/13/03 there is (n/m) - Tennyson (ATL) 09:54:09 06/13/03 That law exists in a lot of states. GA is one of them. (n/m) - CaptK(ATL) 10:01:57 06/13/03 the signs stating this on the side of the road cant get any - genic 10:07:42 06/13/03 IN THE GREAT USA, many people call the left lane... - JC_NS 10:39:36 06/13/03 Speaking of PIGS & LAWS, I got ANOTHER ticket a few days ago - Mike(Hou)90TT 10:55:12 06/13/03 shoulda used your turn signal (n/m) - Guapo 10:58:09 06/13/03 you should have put your turn signal on (n/m) - Spee 10:59:31 06/13/03 True, but the BIG ARROW in that lane should have been some - Mike(Hou)90TT 11:10:36 06/13/03 maybe you had a booger on your index finger? ;-) (n/m) - Guapo 11:13:50 06/13/03 dont mean to bust your balls, but ... - genic 11:16:59 06/13/03 No offense but... - MaxBoostTT 11:19:24 06/13/03 His car passes PETZ stringent standards easily. (n/m) - ni[X]it 12:22:20 06/13/03 get my email? (n/m) - my91z 12:43:43 06/13/03 What genic said. people coming at you can't see the BIG - ni[X]it 12:03:50 06/13/03 pennies from heaven...a joy. (n/m) - Spee 12:26:22 06/13/03 Here is a picture, just for YOUR dumb ass Fairladyzguy - ni[X]it 11:55:52 06/13/03 only reason i keep change in my car ;o) (n/m) - HalfnHalf702[HJC] 12:31:49 06/13/03 drive right, pass left. - Z U N L 13:12:59 06/13/03 There is one here in CA (n/m) - SaVageZ 13:51:36 06/13/03 But then comes the question ...... - xxbulovax91xx 18:03:25 06/13/03
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